Shark Night: 3D

In case you haven't heard of the hugely popular, wonderfully realistic, perfectly exhilarating wonderful movie was just released in theaters also known as Shark Night: 3D. No, not just "Shark Night". But Shark Night...in the third dimension. It takes Shark Week to a whole new level of entertaining. It might have been the biggest waste of third dimensional technology, but it also might have been the greatest unintentional parody of American horror movies to date. I mean, leaping Great Whites eating people out of trees and snatching them mid-air on a jet-ski? What? Class A, kiddos! If you have a lovely boyfriend/girlfriend/grandmother that pays the entire $12 for a ticket, there really isn't a reason for you to pass this movie up just so you can laugh at the gut wrenchingly laughable acting and look like a hipster in your 3D glasses made to enhance the supposedly 'real footage' of these babies. It was the perfect start to the first weekend of college with the crew.




That being said, I think I ought to go watch a French Horror film now...